how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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