Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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