The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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