return my video game
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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