so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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