hotties wanna shake it
I met the friendliest cop last night
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla