My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face