I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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