As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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