What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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