is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
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If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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