official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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