I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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