And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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