I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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