According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
There's always time for handjobs
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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