yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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