you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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