Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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