Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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