she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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