How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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