Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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