Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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