How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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