Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
