I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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