Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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