Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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