Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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