D3 body, D1 cock
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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