that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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