just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
