This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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