with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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