that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Blood and glitter go together right?
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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