I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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