Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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