16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Randomize