Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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