somebody snuck up and got me drunk
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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