so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
