Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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