IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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