You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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