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mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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