It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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