Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
just tell him i said nine months
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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