my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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