wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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