I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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