Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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