That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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