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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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