i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i think i have herpe
just one?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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