I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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